Friday, November 20, 2009

Whatever Happened

So...I studied my Chinese conversation today (now, I have to do my homework for Monday and study for the quiz). I skipped Bio lecture just so that I could memorize the passage I needed to know for the class. I was freaking out, panicking, because I kept falling asleep in the wee hours of the morning. Once I got to Chinese class, Charlie, one of my classmates told us that we didn't need to memorize from the beginning of the conversation. Instead, she said, we just need to know the one long part for the conversation. No wonder, Huang laoshi said that we had a monologue. I felt better since I didn't have to recite from the beginning to the end of that part, but I was also frustrated since that part gave me the most trouble. I got through it, thankfully. I should've looked at the syllabus more closely. Instead of looking at "That kind of dumb mistake...It didn't burn," I read "...It didn't burn." Oh, me.

Today, I was using the bathroom at the Tech Center. Normally, the graffiti in bathroom stalls are annoying with So-and-So *heart* Another-So-and-So, and 4-letter words that people felt the need to express. My discovery today, I found to be the most amusing. It went somewhere along the lines of--

"Why the hell would anyone smoke weed when hey could just mow a lawn?"

Response: "Cuz weed gets you high.
"

I thought it was very clever.

I posted it as my Facebook status, and my friend, Nicole, posted one she has seen in the past: "Here I sit broken hearted, thought I'd shit but only farted." The rhyming, the play of words--clever!

Now, I'm at the Tech Center where I will need to get all my homework out of the way, so that I'll have time to study for more difficult things such as Calculus and Organic Chemistry.

It's 7:00 pm, and the Tech Center is about to close in 30 minutes, so I will have to go now. Ciao!

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